isn’t it weird how with some people you never run out of things to talk about but with others it’s like you always end up talking about the weather
It scares me to think that when I’m 40
this new royal baby is going to be a teen heartthrob.
and i’m going to be like
i remember being on tumblr looking at his baby face on simba’s body.
I was sitting on my friends bed with her when she came out as gay
and I was looking through a Chinese food pamphlet
so I put it down, looked at her and said “I was going to suggest ordering food but I see now you’d prefer to eat out”
and I don’t think she’s ever really forgave me
Tic Toc, goes the clock
even for the Doctor
i am so tired of obama and romney why can’t thor be president
ohmygod could you imagine tho
“mr. president, what are your thoughts on gay marriage?”
“I HOPE ALL MORTALS HAVE A GAY AND JOVIAL MARRIAGE”