Nice legs daisy dukes
WE HAVE A WINNER!!!!!
why was i not expecting this i mean come on omg
- People freak out about Leonardo Dicaprio not winning an Oscar
- Ellen’s Oscar selfie
- International Women’s Day
a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption
one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan
years later juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of amal
he responds “theyre twins if youve seen juan youve seen amal”
I love how we’ve all slowly grown up to be replicas of the antagonists in the TV shows we watched:
And of course, Moseby
To the end of his days Bilbo could never remember how he found himself outside, without a hat, a walking stick or any money, and running as fast as his furry feet could carry him down the lane, past the great Mill, across The Water, and then on for a mile or more.