womanbecomescow:

me watching a man spit on the ground

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i laughed at this scene as a child but this is literally how i cope with shit now

thatpettyblackgirl:

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everythingfox:

me attacking you with love

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strix-alba:

melthemagpie:

imaliveinlivingcolor:

what’s with all these stories of hundred plus year old vampires falling in love with teenagers like yes they might LOOK your age but you’ve got a few centuries of maturity on them I want vampires falling in love with 40 year old suburban housewives and business executives and preschool teachers not high school students

vampires falling in love with spry 90-year-old great-grandmothers

(x)

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latenights:

I like hearing “I want you to come” instead of “you can come if you want”

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karhs:

working-class-worm:

For the record this guy has tweeted about this experience close to once a year since like 2013

he really genuinely is just always thinking about it

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autumngracy:

working-class-worm:

WHAT a goddamn mood

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localstarboy:

British version of “i could’ve dropped my croissant ”

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yeah-yeah-beebiss-1:

ruusalor:

completelykorra:

Just so you know there was a scene during my test screening of into the spiderverse where Peter Porker says fuck and I just went and watched the final film tonight and they cut it out. It appeared in a speech bubble with a bunch of symbols like “f$&@!”. He also had a horrifying line about one of his family members dying and it smelling like singed bacon that legit got gasps during the test screening but they cut that as well. I just want you to know they made John Mulaney say so much weird shit that did not make it into the final cut of the film and y’all better pray they put it in the extended features because I was DEVASTATED at some of the jokes they removed.

Fun fact, they didnt make John say any of that stuff. in an interview he said that, since he was a comedian he was told to “have fun with it” during his recording sessions; which apparently lead to a lot of swearing and morbid jokes for at least 2 hours before he stopped and asked what the movie was rated. “PG.”

“Oh, so you can’t use anything that I’ve said at all”

“No, no we cant.”

“Well why didnt you guys stop me sooner??”

“You were having fun with it.”

i love the implication here that a multibillion-dollar animation studio with executive meddling saturating every action it takes went so far as to animate a character saying fuck and include it in test screenings for their rated-PG holiday blockbuster

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shonenlesbian:

amyraudenfeldsdonutshirt:

Mr. Worldwide

HE WHAT

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pitbullmabari:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

boogabeing:

aenramsden:

luna-forever-1:

😂

You have to admire her audacity, if nothing else.

Literally my favourite thing about Rogue One is that it makes the opening of New Hope so funny. Like, Vader has followed Leia from a planet he just blew up seconds ago and pursued her across the galaxy and then she’s just like: ‘I’m on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan’

Vader: You’re a rebel. I just had a fight with your entire rebel fleet and followed you here. Straight from the rebels. Of which you are a part

Leia: *dramatic gasp* rebel? Me???  I was just passing through. Diplomatically. Thought it was a five-space-ship pile-up or something going on there… 

death star plans? on my alderaanian diplomatic mission?
it’s more likely than you think

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